Pocket Dog

The act of cutting holes in your pockets so that you can masterbate in your pants.

Person 1: Are you pocket doging?!?!?
Person 2: NO!!
Person 1: SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!

by p.dogger January 26, 2012

Pocket Dog

A hot dog kept in a man's pocket in case he is unable to achieve erection. Used as an alternative to a penis on an unsuspecting victim.

After a long night of pubbing, when it came time to get laid, poor ole Eddy had a case of whiskey dick. Luckily, he had his pocket dog and she didn't even know the difference!

by kts156 May 20, 2016

pocket dog

A small breed dog. Chihuahua, Pomerinian, Shih-Tzu, Yorkie, etc.

My pocket dog will bite off your ankle, dude.

by Mudd7 June 12, 2006

Pocket Dogging

Cutting out the inside of ones' pants pockets to play with one's dog.

Look at the guy over there standing by the girls washroom. I cant see his hands, what is he doing? He must be pocket dogging!

by Maple Leaf Fan/Pocking dogger January 24, 2012

dog pocket

dating back to world war 2, the term "dog pocket" refers to an ancient ritual from the Egyptians that was used to capture all Jewish dogs and store them into another dimension until everything blows over.

hey Quinton, ya hear about that dog pocket in Europe that just opened up?

by eatlicker24 March 30, 2018