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dog penis 

Everyone's seen that pecilar peice of pink skin protrude from a hairy dog penis. When you roll you tounge into a tube, stick it out and gently tickle your lover anywhere you want, particuarly the anus. It works best when you make it a suprise. And it feels just like a dog penis.
Timmy demanded i bend over for some sodomy the next thing i knew i felt delicate moist flesh tickling me in the sphincter. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he responded "dog penis biatch." and smashed a two-by four over my head. By the way timmy is my Cocker Spaniel. But the tounge works too!
dog penis by Chucky Clark May 1, 2005
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Dog Penis 

Aunty Hersha, why you drink dog penis??
Dog Penis by otterssuck2010 October 26, 2020
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dog penis 

When a man's penis is so small it sticks up (like a dog penis)
This guys dick was so small, it was a dog penis.
dog penis by disturb3d_ July 24, 2025

hot dog penis 

the act of putting a persons ballsack over their erect penis, forming a hot dog penis.
"did you guys ever try doing the hot dog penis?"
hot dog penis by alllm August 26, 2016

penis-dog 

It's a hot dog with a penis instead of a hot dog meat
Before he preformed a portuguese chocolate he fed her a penis-dog
A hot dog but it's a penis in a hot dog bun
Before preforming portuguese chocolate he fed her a penis dog
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