A glorious
creature which to the naked eye is
cute but will rip you up and make an omelet out of you. Beware for the egg dog will make you bleed with cuteness and will cause you to fill up your camera roll with photos. Then, it will
crack you like an egg.
Bob - Look! It is an egg dog!!!
Jeff - Oh damm. Mate, I'm sorry.
Bob - What do you
mean??
*Bob takes out his
phone and starts to take pictures*