dog bandit 

Judeo/Christian/Muslim substitute for the infidel phrase "God damn it!".

As I appraoched our bedroom I heard a shout.

"Dog bandit! Where's my condom?", exclaimed Roger Moore as Heidi Fleiss laid naked on her back with her ankles to her ears.

dog bandit by Michael "Michelle" Moore May 30, 2006

hot dog bandit

not really a theif, but more of a psycophanatic! disguised as a robber, this once hot dog salesmen takes pleasure in stealing your hotdogs once you have bought it. A hot dog bandit is alergic to mustard, except for french.

Man: Oh No! its the hot dog bandit! he is going to steal my hot dog. What Shall i do? Jimmy, eat my hot dog, but dont digest it yet.
Jimmy: Woof

hot dog bandit by simon gardner September 13, 2006

raw dog bandits 

Created from Instagram account @Hoodville…Means you fuck women(the finest women) without a condom and never catch any type of disease because you’re sly as can be. Also you can ejaculate where ever you please because you got the game!

Being Defined
Jimmy:Hey did you hear Dominick fucked that sexy bitch Tara?

Brennan: He’s been raw dog bandits for life! Hope he don’t catch anything.

raw dog bandits by D-$tack$ August 4, 2022