Doesn't Count 

Sorry suit guy.

Hym "You know that's not what I meant so it doesn't count. Stop them from stealing from me or the law does not matter and I will just stab and stab and stab. That is theft. Everybody knows it's theft. I'm not going to court over it."

Doesn't Count by Hym Iam April 26, 2025

she doesn't count 

when two males are discussing who they fancy and they name the female that every other male fancies.

Its the highest status a female can receive in school or at work in terms of who fancies her.

Male 1: "So which one of the girls do you fancy then."

Male 2: "Jane"

Male 1: "Yes I fancy Jane as well but everyone fancies Jane, you have to name someone else, she doesn't count."

Male 2: "OK I also fancy Sarah."

Male 1: "I also fancy Helen."

she doesn't count by covdav October 13, 2010

this finals doesn't count 

A word that NBA twitter uses to discredit NBA teams who won the NBA finals

This finals doesn't count because the Bucks faced an Injured Nets Team

this finals doesn't count by Don't take a L to me August 17, 2021

Anything the would constitute admitting defeat doesn't count

You clearly didn't read the whole thing.

Hym "Anything the would constitute admitting defeat doesn't count."

Anything the would constitute admitting defeat doesn't count by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019