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dock rock 

when one group of males on a beach or dock throw rocks at another less-liked member of the group, often times in a canoe or some other floatable 60-100 feet offshore. The object of the game is to either hit the target with rocks or get them wet by splashing them if you're a crappy shot. This game is best played while intoxicated.
Jim: Why are you throwing rocks at poor Ted out in the canoe?
Tommy: I'ts dock rock! Grap a rock and join in!
dock rock by wildmilechamp September 3, 2006
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tick tock rock dock 

swaying the car and fogging it's windows, or making some new life, ahhhhhhhh ohhhhhhh mmmmmmmm slurp
Girl: hey boy, you wanna tick tock rock dock tonite?
Boy: Oh yeah babe, lets tick tock rock dock

Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock 

A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."
"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."

"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"

"I'll make sure of it dog!"

Dock Rocking

Dock Rocking: A byproduct of Docking. The act of placing the head of one's penis inside the foreskin of another penis and vigorously rocking back and forth. Docking to an overly extreme level. Ultimate form of Docking. Docking and listening to or rocking out to rock music.
Did you see how hard those guys were Dock Rocking?

Those homo's love Dock Rocking.
Dock Rocking by Kai Harris May 18, 2011

Dock Rocker 

A wave that rocks the dock. Created by going to fast in a no wake zone.
John just knocked that baby stroller in the water with a sweet dock rocker!
Dock Rocker by Benjamind August 17, 2011

dock rocky 

dock rocky by robbins69 January 21, 2018

Rocket Dock 

Hey girl let me land in your Rocket Dock
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