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how much da head do for 

Question to a prostitute asking, "How much for a blowjob?".
Hey baby, how much da head do for?
how much da head do for by Nick August 23, 2007

hoes do ya head in 

i have to get off msn coz hoes are doin my head in
yeah hoes do ya head in thought u would of knowin that
hoes do ya head in by levi-jay October 15, 2009

do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair

The arranged version of the song's lyric, by Elvis Aaron Presley(known as Elvis Presley). He performed the song called "Are You Lonesome To-Night?" in August 1969 at International Hotel in Las Vegas. The original lyric is "Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there", however he was in high mood, he apparently changed it to "Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair". A moment later, Elvis noticed that a bald man in the front row took off his wig and swaying to the music.
Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

header do-erer 

Is a thing or person that has an addiction of doing your head in. They constantly find a way to piss you off or shit you in every possible way that there is. Most of the time they don't even realise they are doing it. Normally a person with this disability is very competitive and challenge all others stories. They are not commonly bright.
My brothers new girlfriend is major header do-erer, my brain is about to explode.
header do-erer by elona and dani August 6, 2007

dodo head 

An endearing way of saying to someone of telling someone they haven't a clue. Not meant to offend, but meant jokingly.
"You Dodo Head!" or "You Dodo Bird"
dodo head by brat-a-tat-cat October 24, 2008

dodo head 

A completly retarded person who is scared to say cuss words so they say dodo instead like its better or something. Im turn they are the actually dodo head themself. Thanks Ashley
Chris you're a frickin dodo head!
dodo head by kryss February 17, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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