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Do Business 

When you’re out at a restaurant and you have your eye on two different items you’d like to order but it would be too much food and the other person you’re with also has their eye on the same two dishes. You order one and they order the other and you share the dishes.
Hey I’m craving the bbq chicken quesadilla and the Margarita pizza would you like to do business with me?

Of course! I had my eye on both of those too! Let’s “do business!”
Do Business by JennyMenny March 14, 2022
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glad to do business on you 

term used by bulby from queen of the stone age. Twist on commonly used "glad to do business with you." Switching "with" to "on" implies different meaning that may be mildly amusing to teenagers.
When used in a simple transaction:

Dealer: Here is your meth.

Customer: Okay, glad to do business on you.

do your business

Take a dump.
He went outside and did his business on the lawn.

"Don't do your business in there!"
do your business by Scarecrowsyn November 22, 2013

Let me do my business

When your ketty as fuck and nobody will let you just get on with your business
Stan *ties laces*
Archie *starts filming*
Stan: “Let me do my business”

do the business with 

Jim did the business with some bird the other evening.
I hope I get a chance to do the business with the new secretary.

you in my business don't do that 

hey valerie v. why did you do throw the macaroni away , uhhh you in my business don't do that .

do you work in business 

Some idiot thing Bri'ish PM Rishi Sunak said to a homeless man in December 2022. It is frightening how detached Rishi the ignorant idiot is from the real world
Rishi: Do you work in business?
Homeless Man: I'm homeless.
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