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(dee-j-bee)

abbreviation for
1. dreaded jiz buildup.

Condition associated when a male is unable to score sexually. Generally triggered by female PMS syndrome or resulting from inappropriate male behavior towards female partner. Basically, a man’s worst nightmare. The symptoms of DJB include light to heavy irritability, fatigue, emotional distress, and less commonly depression. Other side effects of DJB may include weakened immune system, weakened bladder, low pain tolerance, poor sleep, and loss of sexual abilities.
“John Doe seems very irritable and upset lately - he has mentioned an overall lack of sex. His ideas suck and he is constantly bickering with his wife. He must have DJB.”
DJB by DumpsterFires October 8, 2018
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Double Jerky Blow-Job
Used when penis is over average size and the women is some what of a pro or slut
Will have you shaking more then the electric shock in home alone 2
“Fucking hell cunt, she grabbed my cock like a cricket bat and spun that shit like a fucking Chinese burn, she used the DJB”
DJB by DJB_TimBrad February 9, 2020
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Often used to abbreviate the Japanese word “daijoubu” or “大丈夫” meaning, it’s okay or are you okay. Overall the abbreviation can be used to reflect a positive response. Djb can often be seen in text messages and are a quick and easy way to tell your friends you are okay!
Friend: did you make it home okay?
You: yea everything is djb thanks for checking up on me
djb by kuchin_08 August 16, 2025

DJB's Knowledge 

Something only DJB knows. Knowledge that can melt the mind of mere mortals and can only be handled by someone of supreme intellect and mental fortitude such as DJB.
Bro have you heard about Unfiied Field Theory ?
Yeah bro but I don't mess with that. That's DJB's Knowledge.
DJB's Knowledge by SSR81 April 17, 2019

djbillybool 

numba 1 dj in da wrld
guy1: im the best dj in the world
guy2: nigga shut yo bitch ass up djbillybool the best rapper in the world
djbillybool by legendarymember November 1, 2021
Djbril is one funny looking/ funny dude he is crazy and loves to prank people but he's a trustworthy friend
Bro you always planking somebody

Yea man that's Djbril
djbril by Papiichuloojr April 8, 2017
mean you gotta legend booty
boy 1: bro you got a djbouti
boy 2: thanks bro
Djbouti by deakyboiz November 25, 2019
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