DJBJ 

DJBJ (pronounced: Dee jay bee jay) is the act of a person who sells themselves about for cash requesting a song at a party or disco. They might just be requesting a song or may also be the actual DJ themselves, however once their song has played and they have rubbed their mustard pot on other people at the dance floor they will scuttle off back to the toilets to find their next customer.

In order to qualify for the DJBJ badge they must have:

A fishy fanny that you can smell from about 5 feet away
A hand that is only used for dirty business in the toilet
Really bad spotify playlist that isn't even premium
An iPhone 5s that was passed down from their mother

They will commonly be found hiding in a sewer after the party high on crack trying to get back to their house.

Ryan: "What is this crap that the DJ is playing?"
Josh: "Oh it's just someones spotify playlist that is still stuck with little mix in 2009. I would guess it's that girl there playing it. She's obviously a DJBJ, I heard her in the toilets earlier"
Ryan: "That makes sense"

DJBJ by bigshamima March 6, 2019