dj diddles

The female act of mastrbation imitating a turn-table scratch.
Often sited when on the phone.

Lauren was playing dj diddles while on the phone with me.

dj diddles by heath, wynter, and matt September 21, 2008

DJ Daddy Diddles 

Someone who thinks they can dance and or constantly does the same dance or a variation of the same dance and also has more than once had drunk hook ups with someone they would not were they soberwhich they may or may not remember, possibly resulting in a child. This person may also have a resounding reputation as a creeper when in fact it is not actually true, they just come off that way.

What a DJ Daddy Diddles move man, is he gonna pay child support?

DJ Daddy Diddles by TheTinkler October 25, 2010

DJ Rusty Diddles 

Similar to the male equivalent of the Rusty Trombone. However, when a girl does it, it appears as though she is a DJ spinning a record, all the while licking the other girl's asshole!

Dude, I watched some girl on girl porn last night, and one of the girls was playing the part of DJ Rusty Diddles!

DJ Rusty Diddles by akendall July 11, 2009

suicide dj diddle 

The female act of mastrbation imitating a turn-table scratch. Once reaching climax they call their parents in. And try to squirt farther then a a camel can spit before her parents enter her room.

I did a suicide dj diddle last night and now my parents are taking me to a therapist.

suicide dj diddle by The dog diddler December 5, 2021