divyphobia 

the fear of divyas who pretend to be “woke” but actually are super like not cool and not in with the trends. people with divyphobia usually vomit and sob from the sight of divya dayamawries because of how much they don’t slay.

AHHHHHH OMG WHAT IS THAT??

that’s a divya she’s not woke. do u by any chance have divyphobia??

divyphobia by the lean pean August 10, 2022

dishphobia

The fear of washing dishes mostly affecting lazy people who also suffer from chorephobia.

When dad asked mum why the sink was stacked full of dirty plates, cutlery, pots and pans he was informed that his little princess was having another dishphobia attack.

dishphobia by jpg3 August 5, 2010

Dickphobia 

Someone who is scarred of dick

Daxia gets nervous when she see's a dick, she suffers from dickphobia

Dickphobia by Rigam●rtis January 28, 2019

Dipsyphobia 

The fear of teletubbies.

Whenever Geoff sees custard he is reminded of his radical case of Dipsyphobia.

Dipsyphobia by Rosebud Loynard August 13, 2010

Dingphobia 

Dingphobia is when someone is afraid of getting a door ding on there car. A lot of people whom get new cars get dingphobia and it doesn't go away until you get youre 1st door ding, or maybe a scratch. And then you don't care anymore and the dingphobia goes away. You know you have dingphobia if you park way far away from everyone else so youre car stays nice, especialy if its crowded.

My friend Marty has dingphobia bad, and when we came out of the frozen yogurt store he had a huge scratch down his car door. Epic fail!

Dingphobia by Topper 7770 July 11, 2011

Digiphobia 

digiphobia is when you only want to buy games as a disc or a game card
Avoiding all digital games as it doesn't feel like you own them
Its a phobia of buying digital games basically

2 people on a call:
Person 1: ooo theres this new game friend its zelda breath of the wild!
Person 2: sure lets go to the game store!
Person 1: oh you can buy it digitally its easier
Person 2: no i can't i have digiphobia

Person 1: oh that's hard work the store is 5 kilometres away
Person 2: yeah i will go to the store
Person 1: okay...

Digiphobia by Dmsas360 October 12, 2020

divyaphobia 

The fear of becoming an ugly, fat, nontalented, loser who is gonna live by themselves forever.

"OMG im sooo fat!! I think i have divyaphobia" "are you divyaphobic? cuz ur always worrying about how you look."

divyaphobia by oidepatek January 26, 2010