divyaphobia 

The fear of becoming an ugly, fat, nontalented, loser who is gonna live by themselves forever.

"OMG im sooo fat!! I think i have divyaphobia" "are you divyaphobic? cuz ur always worrying about how you look."

divyaphobia by oidepatek January 26, 2010

dickaphobia 

Being afraid of dicks.

Because of my terrible case of dickaphobia, I refused to touch or even look at dicks, so in turn, I didn't lose my virginity until i was 32.

dickaphobia by ashley4sleep August 22, 2009

Dinaphobia 

The fear of a flying Giganotosaurus flying at you tapdancing while chucking moth balls at you while saying "you like me now john?!"

My homesliced dog has dinaphobia broski.

Dinaphobia by NErUp May 2, 2023

dirkaphobia 

fear of having ones head forced into a sign

I can't go into the carvan because i have dirkaphobia

dirkaphobia by liz jordan November 11, 2011

divyphobia 

the fear of divyas who pretend to be “woke” but actually are super like not cool and not in with the trends. people with divyphobia usually vomit and sob from the sight of divya dayamawries because of how much they don’t slay.

AHHHHHH OMG WHAT IS THAT??

that’s a divya she’s not woke. do u by any chance have divyphobia??

divyphobia by the lean pean August 10, 2022

dihyahphobia 

Fear of a being known Dihyah

I think I might have a dihyahphobia

dihyahphobia by Burningfox November 25, 2020

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010