comically oversized divorce papers

when your wife hates you so fucking much

literally comically oversized divorce papers

guy: whats dis??
guy: oh, its just comically oversized divorce papers.

by YoBoiHyper August 13, 2023

Frosty the Humanoid Popsicle Gets Divorced

A YTP by Pseudogon probably the best YouTuber ever but idk about that >:(
It’s about where Frosty goes to jail, meets Drew Pickles, takes a big dump, makes a figure pingas, and is married/separated/divorced at the same time; also Jack Frost likes Lucoa and also vomits on someone’s head and pedobear is in the video

Person 1: what do you guys wanna watch
Person 2: Frosty the Humanoid Popsicle Gets Divorced
Person 1: okay
*turns it on; about a few seconds into the ytp*
Person 1: well now I’m scarred for life thanks and thanks I hate frosty the snowman
Person 2: shut up meg

by Delete this account now June 24, 2023

If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!

A common idiom from 18th century Britain, first coined by Sir John Walters in reference to his ex-lover Caroline Milcke. The original phrasing, “place thy hand on a horse, and be victorious in the divorce.” This obscure idiom was adopted by 19th century romantics and its popularity grew exponentially. As of the early 20th century, the phrase was adapted to its current wording by Elizabeth Williams.

Well, you know what they say! If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!

by Lissylooe January 3, 2020

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Love is the thing, which can bind you or anyone with other one, after then that other person becomes special for you as you become special for him/her. Love teaches us the best way to live the life with happiness and fun. Love is the precious feeling of everyone’s heart, it can neither be created nor be destroyed for someone special for you. Love just come in the heart and goes from the heart itself. Love is the God gifted love liest feeling of heart ever on the earth.

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by mantrafordivorce April 24, 2019

i keep seeing divorced dad energy

pls urban dictionairy i dont care about divorced dad energy im not a divorced dad gfyqqygwfwh
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me: i keep seeing divorced dad energy
Urban dictionairy: divorced dad energy
me: pls let my family go

by hannahlolywhosteesyd December 2, 2022

divorcee

Someone whose decided that
"until death do us part"
is not worth killing their spouse for.

I'm a divorcee because i don't believe in murder, life in prison, or the death penalty.

by Rev. Johnny Cash April 23, 2009

Divorcee

A variation of a cannonball. It is executed when you take a hit of marijuana, chug a glass of wine, and subsequently exhale.

I pulled a divorcee when I watched Sunshine of the Spotless Mind last night. I was in a weird place.

by KilgoreTrout420 October 27, 2013