24 definitions by YoBoiHyper

person 1: jesus chrits is our lord and savior.
person 2: true, but, chrits????!! CHRITS!!??!?!??!!?
person 1: oop
person 1 (again): jesus christ*
by YoBoiHyper August 13, 2023
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when you beat the absolute living shit outta your meat package, that a liquid located inside of your ballsack called "semen", "cum", or "jizz" will rapidly start squirting and shooting out of your penis hole at 1000 miles an hour.

but if unleashing the hot sticky jizz from your fat, thick, juicy, and erect cock into the pussy/vagina of your female partner, it will result in the female becoming pregnant and having children.

also could be considered something that you do on a daily basis since you have no girlfriend to stick your cock inside of.
(masturbating)
guy: OMAGASH im boutta unleash my sticky hot jizz all over my bathroom walls from the excessive masturbation that i have currently done

(couple)
guy: im boutta jizz all over your face, bitch!
girl: oh yes daddy uwu
by YoBoiHyper August 14, 2023
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when you beat the absolute living shit out of your meat package so fucking hard, that a liquid located inside of your ballsack called "semen", "cum" or "jizz", rapidly shoots out of your penis hole at 800 miles an hour.

it can also lead to your girlfriend becoming pregnant and having children if shooting out your hot sticky jizz while your erect, fat, thick, juicy cock is located inside of her vagina/pussy.
(alone (masturbating))
guy: omagash im boutta cum a large quan-titty of kids after this daily and excessive masturbation

(with partner)
guy: oh my gosh im gonna shoot my hot cum inside of your pussy!!!!!!!11111
girl: shoot it inside of me daddy uwu
by YoBoiHyper August 14, 2023
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when your wife hates you so fucking much

literally comically oversized divorce papers
guy: whats dis??
guy: oh, its just comically oversized divorce papers.
by YoBoiHyper August 13, 2023
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me.

a complete and utter sack of shit, bastard, and desperate for pussy motherfucker that everyone hates.
Pedophile: Hyper is so hot i wanna fuck his tight furry ass so goddamn hard!!!
Guy: fak yorself u pedfile

Other Random Nigga: *walks in* glass of water --->>> \_/ (imagine that water is inside of it or smthing idk)
by YoBoiHyper August 13, 2023
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Can mean 1 of these 3 things:

1. Kaiju Paradise
2. Kupujem Prodajem
3. Kurac Picka
Guy 1: Hey dud, wanna play KP?
Guy 2: Kupujem Prodajem?
Guy 1: No dumbass, Kaiju Paradise!
Guy 2: Oh ok my bad bro
by YoBoiHyper August 17, 2023
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You probably typed this in hoping that you will find an answer to why your definition doesn't show up when you type it in the search bar.

Unfortunately, I have literally no idea.
You: *Makes a definition*
*A bit later*
You: *Searches up the definition you made*
Urban Dictionary: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You: WTF DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T FIND IT??? I JUST MADE IT AND IT SAYS IT WAS PUBLISHED!!!
by YoBoiHyper August 14, 2023
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