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diving shit

When you have to shit soo bad that you cant hold it so you jump in mid air as your pooping aiming it into the toilet.....also known as the “ DIVING SHIT”.
Rob ate too much hibachi leading to a diving shit once he got home.
by Clese May 18, 2018
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fountain dining hall shit

the shit that happens 5 minutes after you eat at the esteemed fountain dining hall at NCSU
Man Bo-Vice i just got done eating like 5 minutes ago and now i guess its time for the fountain dining hall shit
by dasjfhsaduifha September 7, 2007
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driving like he shit his pants

driving extra slow and cautious as not to smear the shit around any more, not really wanting to get where you are going because you have a shit stain on your pants
that guy in the Prius is driving like he shit his pants
by llvdoc September 7, 2017
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Divine Shitervention

When you have to go #2 during an inescapable situation, and something happens that allows you to get to the bathroom.
Man, last night I was on the phone with my mom and I had to take a dump really bad. Thankfully, I had an incident of divine shitervention and her battery died.
by PantsMan.EXE July 5, 2011
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