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dirty ball kiss 

It's when you are in a public toxic waste i mean bathroom and your balls touch the water
DAMMIT I just got a dirty ball kiss .

Sorry dude I just got out clean.

Dirty Ball 

Used in the binge-drinking themed sport of Beer Pong. While the game of beer pong requires that a ping pong ball be thrown from opposite ends of a table into solo drinking cups filled to a level with domestic beer; throwing a "Dirty Ball" is to toss a ping pong ball without rinsing it in the designated "water cup" with the intent of fouling the opponents domestic beer filled cup without their knowledge.
So what, I threw a dirty ball, they were winning by 3 cups and I was wasted!
Dirty Ball by Isaac Fisher May 26, 2006

Dirty Disco Ball 

Throwing glitter on someone's face immediately after you cum on it.
"Is it even a successful Gangbang if it doesn't end with a Dirty Disco Ball?"
Dirty Disco Ball by Fuchs Funny September 2, 2020

dirty eight ball 

The act of positioning ones self and exposing ones genitals to distract an opposing player that is engaged in shooting the eight ball in a game of bar pool.
Egan: Hey did you win that game?
Ray: Yeah, guy was going for the win so I gave him a dirty eight ball and he scratched!
Egan: Haha fuckin right!
Ray: Fuckin A, I won two bucks!
dirty eight ball by Wheels45 July 9, 2017

dirty tennis ball 

what a niggas head look like when they get they hair cut short.
you had the nerve to go get yo hair cut down like a nigga. Bitch yo head look like a dirty tennis ball.

Dirty Disco Ball 

When your girl or side hoe takes a cup of confetti and has you cum in it and then puts it in her mouth. After that she engulfs your scrotum and continues to gargle on it until the sticky confetti sticks on to you giving the appearance of a disco ball.
After arts and crafts with my daughter, she gave me a Dirty Disco Ball.
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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