Something that is fake, sabotaged, or secretly messed up while pretending to be normal. It’s the moment you realize you’ve been gently lied to by reality.
As a noun:
“That candy was straight-up disquzides.”
Meaning: it looked fine, but destiny had other plans.
As a verb:
“They really disquzided this whole situation.”
Meaning: they ruined it quietly and with confidence.
Pronunciation (official now, sorry to linguistics):
dis-KWAI-zides
(dis like “this” without the th, kwai like “quiet” without the t, zides like “sides”)
“That candy was straight-up disquzides.”
Meaning: it looked fine, but destiny had other plans.
As a verb:
“They really disquzided this whole situation.”
Meaning: they ruined it quietly and with confidence.
Pronunciation (official now, sorry to linguistics):
dis-KWAI-zides
(dis like “this” without the th, kwai like “quiet” without the t, zides like “sides”)
by imnotaydw December 9, 2025
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