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discord moderators 

the second sub-species based off of the homo sapiens species
according to science, discord moderators are the closest thing we have to the original cavemen
discord moderators by dio brando999 October 29, 2020
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discord moderators be like 

"discord moderators be like" is a common used line when you see someone fat. Or calling someone kitten, or being an bad discord mod. or just a normal one depends.
HOLY SHIT ITS A DISCORD MOD!
discord moderators be like
TRUE HAHAHA

Discord moderator

A person who either takes shit way too far and punishes you way out of proportion for your actions or is actually very chill, respects you, and actually does it right
Ugh, this discord moderator took my dark joke from a month ago way to far.
Discord moderator by Iamacat_media November 8, 2020

Discord Moderator

A person who sits on their ass all day doing jack shit and eats a shit ton of chicken and chips and kicks people for putting memes in #general
I just got kicked by a Discord Moderator
Discord Moderator by Flaming_DEX December 4, 2020

discord moderator

internet slang for pedophile or sexual predator
all discord moderators are pedophiles
discord moderator by pipeman88 October 28, 2020

Discord Moderator

Someone who eats 10 Large Burgers every hour
Discord Moderator by Epic225 November 2, 2020

Discord Moderator

A retarded person that mutes people for no reason, or for posting memes, is a simp and calls random e-girls "kitten"
Oh my god, Discord Moderators are so annoying!
Discord Moderator by Zexid November 26, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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