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Fill a condom with cow shit and then shove it down a mans throat and have him swallow. while your partner nibbles on your sack while squeezing your nipples
Dude, that dirty x last night has my balls sore as fuck.
dirty x by Xanthecan August 6, 2022
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Dirty xiara 

When a obese egirl sits on top of a man and proceeds to release explosive diarrhoea into the man’s mouth until suffocation.
“Damnnn I heard that chick Bella gave that guy a Dirty xiara, reckon he’s still alive?

Dirty Xavier 

In the act of sexual intercourse, when the man doesn't have any sex toys so instead uses a brand new carrot and sticks it in her vagina or ass then eats it.
"Oh god man, me and Karen were about to do it so i did a Dirty Stephanie!"
In the act of sexual intercourse, when the man doesn't have any sex toys so instead uses a brand new carrot and sticks it in her vagina or ass then eats it.
"Oh god man, me and Karen were about to do it so i did a Dirty Xavier!"
"Oh god man, me and Karen were about to do it so i did a Dirty Xavier!"
Dirty Xavier by Cheetz March 30, 2020

Dirty Xanthe

A Dirty Xanthe is a sexual act which involves the women performing oral sex act. At the time the man cums he donkey punches the girl in the back of her head resulting in the semen flying out her nose at a rapid rate of knots
Just as i was to cum i donkey punched my girlfriend which resulted in her performing a Dirty Xanthe and projectiling a mixture of snot and semen across the room
Dirty Xanthe by Kwiky June 7, 2020

dirty xenia

Penetrating a person by laughing nonstop until you partner orgasms. Usually there are nipple clamps with bells and a love swing involved. It goes on until you feel like a purring cat.
Person1 : Did you have a fun night?
Person2: Indeed, my gf pulled a DIRTY XENIA on me last night!
dirty xenia by lamik96 July 8, 2021

dirty xander 

someone with a shlong so huge that it destroys anyone within a five mile radius
man that guys must be a dirty xander

Dirty Xzyla 

A female who always has a dirty room even if she just cleaned it yesterday.
She is a dirty Xzyla and never has a clean room!!
Dirty Xzyla by Iloveyoubabesxoxo August 5, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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