Fill a condom with cow shit and thenshove it down a mans throat and have him swallow. while your partner nibbles on your sack while squeezing your nipples
In the act of sexual intercourse, when the man doesn't have any sex toys so instead uses a brand new carrot and sticks it in her vagina or ass then eats it.
"Oh god man, me and Karen were about to do it so i did a Dirty Stephanie!"
In the act of sexual intercourse, when the man doesn't have any sex toys so instead uses a brand new carrot and sticks it in her vagina or ass then eats it.
"Oh god man, me and Karen were about to do it so i did a Dirty Xavier!"
A Dirty Xanthe is a sexual act which involves the women performing oral sex act. At the time the man cums he donkey punches the girl in the back of her head resulting in the semen flying out her nose at a rapid rate of knots
Just as i was to cum i donkey punched my girlfriend which resulted in her performing a Dirty Xanthe and projectiling a mixture of snot and semen across the room
Penetrating a person by laughing nonstop until you partner orgasms. Usually there are nipple clamps with bells and a love swinginvolved. It goes on until you feel like a purring cat.
Person1 : Did you have a fun night?
Person2: Indeed, my gf pulled a DIRTY XENIA on me last night!