dirty viking

similiar to the donkey punch. right when you are about to bust your nut, scream "death to the infidels" and hit her in the back of the head with your fist in the shape of a hammer, thus making her clench up tight

the bitch was tore the fuck up so i gave her the dirty viking and it suddenly got really tight

by rand vialpando January 14, 2008

Dirty Viking

It's where a male uses his ass hair to give a woman a shit stained beard by sitting on their face

Susan had always dreamed of getting a Dirty Viking from Steve

by Ronn Muffmuncher March 25, 2018

Dirtymiking it

when you're chatting with someone online or on the phone and they're takig a really long time to respond because you think they're masturbating you ask them, are you dirtymiking it?

Jill:3:27 Heeyyyy
Jack: 3:28 whatsup
Jill:3:28 Omg guess what! :)

Jill:3:30 ....... jack?!
Jill: 3:45 damnn it jack! are you dirtymiking it?
Jack:jill, jack me

by woah that was cool November 27, 2012