dirty turd 

The dirty turd is when you shit out only one turd but have to wipe your ass so much you use most of the toilet paper (if not all of it). That is why it is called the dirty turd.

Dave used a whole roll of toilet paper and his left sock after he pooped out that dirty turd.

dirty turd by Joe Z January 9, 2007

Dirty Turd 

A turd thats so super stinky and sticky that it fills not only the toilet with dirtines, but it leaves your butt hole, ass crack, and bathroom poopy.

Oh my Gawd, I just made a rinky dinky stinking rotten dirty turd.

Dirty Turd by BeansusChristo January 1, 2012

Dirty Turdy Twat 

One who likes it dirty with the turdy in the twat. Usually seen with a posse of dirty turdy whores.

Dirty Turdy Twats are often named Liz.

Dirty Turdy Twat by Dirty Turdy Whore May 22, 2007

dirty turdy 

The turd that follows a ghost poop and makes your butt hole dirty.

The ghost poop was going swell, until I had a dirty turdy.

dirty turdy by Donkey Dixon May 14, 2015

dirtyturtlesockfucker

when you put a whole bottle of lotion in your sock and start jacking off. when your about to cum you pull of the sock in a special way to make it inside out, wipe the remaining lotion from youre penis. then get a bucket of ice and stick youre dick in it. afterwards analfuck youre wrinkly old grandma till you cum on her dentures. wait an hour till you get a boner and tease a snapping turtle with it. then grab the little snapping turtle and shove youre dick into its little butthole and FUCK BOY FUCK. then when you cum the turtle shouldnt be able to stand the rushing cum and he will explode all over your dick with a spermy, bloody, turtley mess

aw fuck yeah i had the best dirtyturtlesockfucker yesterday

dirtyturtlesockfucker by motherfuckingrabbit April 12, 2011