dirty tak 

when someone inserts milk into all of their family members while they are sleeping

im grounded cause i got caught doing a dirty tak

dirty tak by rojarlaf October 28, 2020

Dirty Takara

Eating sushi off a nake hobo in a gas station bathroom.

I think I got worms from that Dirty Takara last night.

Dirty Takara by Drdw June 18, 2023

Dirty Takahi

A particularly dirty light skin who gets on his knees in public and begs goth baddies to peg him and give him a rusty bass bone.

That guy is such a dirty Takahi begging on his knees.

Dirty Takahi by Fluberdoob January 11, 2026

Dirty Diego Takis 

The act of taking Takis and shoving them up a girls vagina until she has an orgasm and then proceeding to eat the Takis and lick the crumbs off of her pussy. Then shoving a Taki into your urethral opening whilst climaxing and passing chlamydia on purpose, and finally finishing her off by slapping her in the face with your testicles until she dies.

Hey bro do you know what happened to Miranda last night? Because I heard she died but nobody knows how.
Well lets just say I spiced things up a bit and gave her the Dirty Diego Takis last night.

Dirty Diego Takis by youknowwhoisaking January 24, 2022

taking a dirt nap 

Another way of saying something or someone is dead.

Guy 1: Where's you snake?

Guy 2: Taking a dirt nap.

taking a dirt nap by lioncat88 July 1, 2009

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead 

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead by Bob March 26, 2005

When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home 

Having Anal Intercourse while a girl is on her period.

Joe: I really wanna fuck Joanna, but she's on her period

Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.

Joe: I better bring lube.

When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home by Mike hock. July 16, 2010