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A lap-dance from an overweight, usually hairy, and rather scantily clad, man. Usually purchased as a joke at Bachelorette parties for the future bride-to-be.
We bought Trish a dirty squash for her party. She was soooo grossed out when he came out in a g-string!
by Sam Ardin September 10, 2010
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