dirty simone 

A dirty Simone is a person that likes to shove ping pong balls up their ass whilst simultaneously singing the declaration of Independence during their monthly abortion appointment.

Wow, they're really acting like dirty Simone.

dirty simone by Ass of a fire crotch July 1, 2020

Royal Dirty Simone 

The act of a Dirty Simone, except in her bum bum instead. The act also includes swirling her ass blood in your mouth and spitting it into her unconscious face. If the smell is too bad, you may vom on her as well.

Went to Amsterdam for a sesh, met a bird and took her back to my hotel. She asked me if I knew any dirty stuff to do. I mentioned the Royal Dirty Simone.

The rest is history now.

Royal Dirty Simone by Adminimum March 4, 2019

Dirty Simona 

A Dirty simona is when during sexual intercourse, the female tends to want to be hit with any household item.

“Yo what happened last night? Ya’ll were making so much noise!”
“Bro last night my girl pulled a Dirty Simona”

Dirty Simona by Abercrombie and hoe April 19, 2020

Dirty Simon 

After having either anal sex or vaginal sex, the male throws his partner through a plate-glass window, normally with a well placed pile of manure and/or beehives where the lady will fall.

"After fucking my girl, I decided it would be hot to give her a Dirty Simon."
"Awwww, the Dirty Simon!"

Dirty Simon by Daniel Rose July 27, 2006

dirty sioned

A big chested welsh whore that love anal, older men and the doggy position. Also love to sing so has a wide and deep throat.

That’s a dirty sioned right there.
I got with a dirty sioned last night.

dirty sioned by Chicken feet 88838 April 9, 2023

Dirty Simon 

When you watch gay porn and unload into your crusty 10 year old sock. To keep your secret you post on Facebook an anti gay status.

I'm straight but watched gay porn. Felt ashamed after so pulled a Dirty Simon

Dirty Simon by No gnomes sherlock July 11, 2021

Dirty Symone 

When a girl is extremely horny and performs sexual acts on her period.

Jim: I heard Becky pulled a Dirty Symone with Bob this weekend
Larry: Damn bro, idk rather to feel good for bad for Bob.

Dirty Symone by JacobL#86 May 14, 2020