dirty shield 

When a guy that has no job and is single ejaculates into a mailbox for 3 consecutive weeks and waits for his mom to say something about it

Mom had a dirty shield

dirty shield by Wedtard September 11, 2021

dirty sheldrake 

The act of putting two penis's in one anus at the same time.

Did you hear what jay and David did to Stacey?
They gave her a dirty sheldrake!
Legends.

dirty sheldrake by Whitsies October 10, 2015

dirty sheldon 

During a three way
When the other girl is sucking your dick, your girlfriend smacks her head against your dick until she pukes on you.

“Ew bro what is on your pants?”
“Shelby and this chick gave me a dirty Sheldon last night. Shit was crazy”

dirty sheldon by CremOfSumYungGui May 28, 2019

Dirty sheldon 

When you piss of her friends and they throw shoes at you.

You made Heather mad now you get the dirty sheldon.

Dirty sheldon by Gang gang hoe April 16, 2020

dirtysheldon 

A man who intentionally has sex with three or more partners without washing his penis.

All with in 24 hours Sheldon had sex with his current girlfriend, then about an hour later had sex with his ex-girlfriend. Then later that night had sex with his current girlfriend again. While the hole time intentionally not washing his penis, so when they would be give him oral pleasure he'd be hysterically laughing on the inside. 😂🤣 last night the homie pulled off a dirtysheldon.

dirtysheldon by SHADY-SHELLZ May 24, 2019