dirty shelley

When a narcissistic clown thinks his old school manipulations and gaslighting works to keep you in check but instead your girl got her FWBs on speed dial and dials 'em up like she's spinning a bonus round on Wheel of Fortune... She's pulling a dirty Shelley.

"Damn girl... That dude ain't even know he got dirty Shelley-ed by his bitch all last week!"

dirty shelley by Hot footed Zoe June 8, 2020

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dirty shelly

a cocktail consisting of mixing an alcoholic seltzer with vodka.

Trina blacked out last night after drinking dirty shellys all day

dirty shelly by OTPHJ123 April 17, 2020

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dirty shelly

Having sex near a forested area and your pound sesh gets interupted by a sasquatch

Did you guys hear Gabe and michelle did a dirty shelly down by pickle park

dirty shelly by Chinobeano August 22, 2019

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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