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dirty niko 

when you write 'public toilet' on his asscheek and then poop in his asshole for 4 hours straight.
kyle: hey do you want me to pull a dirty niko on you
niko: ah fuck yeah
dirty niko by _astr02 January 21, 2022

Dirty Niko 

When you use a tub of axel grease and corn kernels to get traction with a new man
Couldn’t believe, dude was so tight I had to Dirty Niko him with 6 pounds of grease and one pound of corn!
Dirty Niko by Cheese blender November 26, 2021

dirty niko 

the action of peeing in your discord friend’s asshole, and then being in a sexual relationship after.
niko: I want to give kyle a dirty niko

adrian: why
dirty niko by im in misery January 20, 2022

dirty nikolay 

When your Russian brotha from another moth gives you a blowjob, but then has to chug vodka to kill the demons because he is actually straight.
Why do Russians love vodka?

It’s so that they would be prepared for a dirty Nikolay

Dirty Nikolai 

A small man or child that poops in a glass and puts a dent in the turd with their tiny penis.
I’m going to DIRTY NIKOLAI Joshes porch.

dirty nikodem 

someone who has long blonde hair male very gay and has a skinny penis
look at him I bet he's a dirty nikodem