Dirty Naomie is used to tell your boss or superior that you used his dishwasher to learn more about the squirrel's anatomy.
It is also used as a compliment for the genitals of a male squirrel.
Hey boss!I did Dirty Naomie yesterday.
Hi buddy !You have some Dirty Naomie
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'