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Dirty Moranchez 

A term used to describe the act of taking your wife/girlfriend from behind and as she is begging for it harder and faster, you accidentally pull out too far and enter her anus rough and unexpectedly causing her to cry in excruciating pain then asking her if she is ok to continue so you can finish.
Last night I was banging the ole lady and things got a little out of control and I totally pulled a Dirty Moranchez her!
Dirty Moranchez by RawDawg36 February 11, 2013
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dirty moranchez 

Get head from a girl whose mouth is filled with warm nacho cheese (has to be from 7/11). As she blows you, you crunch the nacho chips into her hair and over her body.
"Oh man, you won't believe what I did after my shift at 7/11 last night, i totally dirty moranchezed that chick."

Dirty Moranchez 

You eat a bucket of chicken beforehand and you shit on the girls arm while jacking off. Then you blow your load on the girls arm atop the shit and then you get out your kit and sprinkle cocaine on the shit and cum. Then she takes a pixie stick straw and you make her snort the cocaine and cum should go through her nostril as well.
i gave a "dirty moranchez" to this one girl in bed and she said it was the most interesting thing she'd ever done
Dirty Moranchez by Juan Moranchez August 19, 2006

Dirty Manchez 

An action of a dirty sanchez performed by 2 men (see Dirty Sanchez)
"That guy was a total bitch so my friend and i gave him a dirty Manchez."
Dirty Manchez by Mike Oxlong June 19, 2004

dirty moonchez 

when a male puts his male part in a females ear and uses the cum and ear wax(waxum)to draw a stache on a girls face

2nd cousins to the dirty sanchez
Dude Rasheed, i just gave your grandma a dirty moonchez
Dave,"Did you hear about that new move The diry moonchez."
Mohammed,"Ya I heard."
Dave,"Ya I think im goin to try it on ronnie tonight, see how she likes it."
dirty moonchez by Home Boy Hazie February 4, 2009

Dirty Manchez 

An angry sanchez when preformed by someone named Steeve.
Damn I got dirty manchezed last night!! It was fuckn awsome!!!
Dirty Manchez by herb April 22, 2004

Dirty Manchez 

Dirty Sanchez when performed by someone named Marissa Dyke.
O man Marissa gve me a manly sanchez last night
Dirty Manchez by S+J January 10, 2005
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