Proceeding to do Xanax for the second time and blacking out, inviting a group of random strangers from a bus stop to come back to your place. Then proceeded to give the people copious amounts of cocaine untill your all having a orgy on your living room floor. Then wake up in the morning in a bed of strangers twice your age with no memory of the night before untill you find the videos.
A super beautiful girl who most likely wears glasses and has snachted ass eyebrows!!! Probably has dark hair with blonde highlights and everyone knows she is THAT BITCH
Oh my goshdirty mishah is so beautiful...she's someone I dream to be!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.