dirty fucken slut that will fake a pregnancy for anyone. she has distinguished saddle bag tits and a large forehead. will put on, on and off abortions and you’ll often catch her in a pair of high heels ‘feeling tall’.
“ dirtyMelody the dumb bitch, had an abortion last week and now she’s 9 months!”
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).