When a French couple fuck on a tractor but neither can cum because they'retalkingtoo much
A couple on their Texan ranch back forty were steaming up the windows on their new tractor but ended up having a Dirty Martin and leaving the scene upset.
Someone who is obsessed with drugs, alcohol and food. She’s the friend no one considers ever their best friend and she just sits in her room and eat and cry all day.
A sexual act likely performed with a hooker, stripper or some bar slut you just brought home with you.
Mix a martini up and bend your girl over in a doggy style position. Proceed to pour the martini down her ass crack whilst lapping it up in the vaginal/taint area.
Hey guys, lets pick up a hooker or two. Round of Dirty martinis on me!