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Dirty Martin 

The sexual act of a small angry man, pumping doggy style while ringing a bell and signing the rebel tunes
I see wee Senga got a Dirty Martin after the Selik game last night

dirty martini 

a deadly cocktail which includes 9cl. of vodka, 3cl.of dry vermouth and 1.5cl. of olive brine! fuckin gorgeous
"i got seriously fucked last nite off 6 dirty martinis!"
dirty martini by Lousy August 29, 2003

Dirty Martin 

When a French couple fuck on a tractor but neither can cum because they're talking too much
A couple on their Texan ranch back forty were steaming up the windows on their new tractor but ended up having a Dirty Martin and leaving the scene upset.
Dirty Martin by Cisaac14 September 21, 2018

dirty martinez 

spin off of the classic dirty sanchez, except you stick your own finger in your own ass and wipe it across your own upper lip.
dirty martinez by brycemovement August 6, 2006

Dirty Martyna

Someone who is obsessed with drugs, alcohol and food. She’s the friend no one considers ever their best friend and she just sits in her room and eat and cry all day.
Wow you really have been a Dirty Martyna lately.
Dirty Martyna by slutty_cow May 2, 2020

dirty martini 

A sexual act likely performed with a hooker, stripper or some bar slut you just brought home with you.

Mix a martini up and bend your girl over in a doggy style position. Proceed to pour the martini down her ass crack whilst lapping it up in the vaginal/taint area.
Hey guys, lets pick up a hooker or two. Round of Dirty martinis on me!
dirty martini by thoughtstipated December 16, 2007
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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