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dirty marika

shitting on someone’s chest while eating tacos.
Wow I can’t believe he asked me to do a dirty marika. That’s the last time I’ll use Tinder to hookup.
dirty marika by mk04 April 16, 2020
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Dirty Maria Sanchez 

a.) When a woman masturbates during overt menstruation (during her period), then wipes the remnants (consisting of blood and other female fluids) on her partners upper lip.

b.) A female inserts her fingers into her vagina during overt menstruation, then wipes the blood on her partners upper lip.
Did you hear... Jessica gave John a Dirty Maria Sanchez!

Dirty Mariaelena 

A female who is feminine and attractive and stands out in a bar. Males will buy her alcohol and try to get her drunk as to take advantage. But little do they know she can drink most men under the table. As they try to get her drunk, The male can’t keep up, roles are reversed and the male is then vulnerable to a Dirty Mariaelena. She will take advantage of the male for drinks, food, money or gifts.
Bro, this girl at the bar was so hot! I bought her some shots to losen her up but little did I known she was a Dirty Mariaelena and I ended up passed out with my wallet the missing!
Dirty Mariaelena by Lxsaps February 13, 2019

dirty maria 

basically, its when a girl gets a sudden urge to stick one of her digits up her twat and then afterards finds a young lady to go to sneak up behind and wipe said finger under this unsuspecting lady's nose.
That bitch stole my boyfriend, I'm gonna get nasty on myself and give that cunt a dirty Maria.
dirty maria by Tnips May 9, 2006

dirty mariah 

When a female plays Super Mario while getting fucked in the vagina!
I went over to Christines house and gave her a Dirty Mariah
dirty mariah by Dirty Katie January 17, 2008

Dirty Maria 

A big booty bitch that eats all her friend's ass and kisses herself in the mirror.
Girl: Who is eating my ass?
Girl 2: Probably dirty maria.
Dirty Maria by nyamnun January 18, 2023

Dirty Mariah 

Causing extreme bodily harm to your dick in order to tongue punch someone's sweaty fart box
“I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass and then cover it in hot sauce just to get the chance at a dirty Mariah
Dirty Mariah by Msingh514 April 4, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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