dirty malte

The deffinition of the worlds sexiest person who is also as atractive on the inside as they are to look at. A very likeable person who knows many people fairly well but only have a few real OG’s by their side.

Oh look there is dirty malte, I can’t stop looking, he is so hot.

I’m going to dirty malte later, he said there was a party with all his friends at his house.

dirty malte by dirtymalte April 15, 2020

Dirty Malte

Carrys around a lighter but doesnt smoke

Theo: Look at that dude carrying around a lighter
Ella: Bet he doesn’t smoke, he’s doing a real dirty Malte

Dirty Malte by User420575378 May 18, 2020

Dirty Malte

Dirty Malte

A sexual fetish where those bleeding from the anus experience a heightened orgasm while receiving anal sex and watching videos of Greta Thunberg’s climate change speech at the UN.

Woman - Babe my ass is bleeding… can you give me a Dirty Malte?

Man - I’d love to give you a Dirty Malte babe!

Dirty Malte by Straya11 February 7, 2025

Dirty Malea

When a woman makes you watch her fuck herself with a trout, she cooks the trout and eats it while making you eat her out.

You have been treated to a Dirty Malea.

Dirty Malea by FG RKT December 7, 2018

dirty maleah 

When she slutty as hell and never cums on time.

That bitch a Dirty Maleah

dirty maleah by Bitch3000 June 12, 2020

Dirty Maltese 

A person who is from Malta. A dirty maltese often feels overshadowed by their northern neighbours, Italians. Often mistaken for an Italian, a dirty maltese will emphatically deny being Italian and will loudly proclaim his true nationality saying "I am from Malta!". This is often followed by others in the immediate area quitely whispering "what's a malta?".

A dirty maltese is, by definition, a hairy bastard. So hairy in fact that a dirty maltese must regularly trim his entire body. If you share a residence with a dirty maltese it is often advised to cover any personal effects you keep in the washroom area as the trimming process can be quite messy and you may find an unpleasant surprise on your tooth brush when you wake up.

Popular pick up techniques of a dirty maltese often include incoherant babbling which is often followed by the spilling of one's drink on the intended conquest.

The dirty maltese shook hands with 3 of his friends promising to fully fund their trip to the world cup of soccer should Malta ever qualify. Knowing that because Malta would never qualify (in a million years), he would not have to follow through on the empty gesture.

Dirty Maltese by Conky June 29, 2006