Straya11's definitions

Dirty Malte

Dirty Malte

A sexual fetish where those bleeding from the anus experience a heightened orgasm while receiving anal sex and watching videos of Greta Thunberg’s climate change speech at the UN.

Woman - Babe my ass is bleeding… can you give me a Dirty Malte?

Man - I’d love to give you a Dirty Malte babe!

by Straya11 February 7, 2025

Dirty Manao

Before having anal sex your girl douche’s and you keep the dirty water. Add some lime, then pour that water on her during sex.

Man 1 - I pulled a dirty manao on my girlfriend last… she wasn’t happy.

by Straya11 February 3, 2025

Dirty Henk

When a disgruntled Dutchman slaps you in the face with a nice piece of pork belly.

Guy 1 - “Bro… did that guy slap you with pork belly?”

Guy 2 - “Yeah! Dutch bastard gave me a Dirty Henk!”

by Straya11 March 5, 2025