Definitions by Straya11

Dirty Stefanos

Genuinely forgetting to wear underwear, then dining at a local restaurant. Then you become aware your penis is hanging out and in full view of anyone looking in your direction.

Bro, I was at lunch and realised I was doing a Dirty Stefanos when my dick was just hanging out because I forgot to wear underwear..

Dirty Stefanos by Straya11 April 28, 2026

Dirty Henk 

When a disgruntled Dutchman slaps you in the face with a nice piece of pork belly.

Guy 1 - “Bro… did that guy slap you with pork belly?”

Guy 2 - “Yeah! Dutch bastard gave me a Dirty Henk!”

Dirty Henk by Straya11 March 5, 2025

Dirty Malte

Dirty Malte

A sexual fetish where those bleeding from the anus experience a heightened orgasm while receiving anal sex and watching videos of Greta Thunberg’s climate change speech at the UN.

Woman - Babe my ass is bleeding… can you give me a Dirty Malte?

Man - I’d love to give you a Dirty Malte babe!

Dirty Malte by Straya11 February 7, 2025

Dirty Manao 

Before having anal sex your girl douche’s and you keep the dirty water. Add some lime, then pour that water on her during sex.

Man 1 - I pulled a dirty manao on my girlfriend last… she wasn’t happy.

Dirty Manao by Straya11 February 3, 2025