she's absolutely gorgeous and gives the best head. her pussy is FIRE. she will do whatever you want her to. she is loyal. and if you have a chance, get with her before i do. treat her like a queen. she precious and if she likes you, you're definitely the only one.
Banging your hot girlfriend doggy style in a tinnie hooking 2 fingers in her mouth giving her the ‘ol fish hook. Just before you cum you pull out all while yelling “Got one on the line!” and spit on her back so she thinks you came, when she turns around you hold your dick like a rod and cast your load all over her face
“Man, last weekend I took the boat out and caught the biggest dirty McKenzie, Nearly capsized!”
When your innnapropriately flirtatious friend becomes a love interest with your significant other and then you both cheat on each other with them unknowingly.
IWhen I walkwd in on then it turned out what I thought it was just a random girl was (Name)! That person pulled a dirty Makenzie on us!
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.