Dirty Lance 

This is performed when the man takes Lance brand crackers and puts them in the vagina until he can't fit anymore, then she sits on his face and he pleasures her while simultaneously eating the crackers, this act is only completed after every cracker is consumed, but he had better hurry cause the crackers get soggy after to long

I couldn't decide what I wanted to do first eat or have sex so I just performed a Dirty Lance

Dirty Lance by Googled Hell April 24, 2017

dirty lance 

When you beat a woman after sex then go to jail for domestic abuse. You then get get kicked out jail because you keep wanting to suck inmates cocks.

I had a dirty Lance weekend

dirty lance by Rail rider November 17, 2013

Dirty Landen 

When you snort coke off of an outdoor store owners penis and walk back across the street to your club with a tarp to have copious amounts of unprotected sex with Miranda... all while helping your bros clean ducks and scout.

It’s dirty Landen time! Que up the fuckin AC/DC we are headed back to camp.

Dirty Landen by TheGhostOfTomWaits March 5, 2019

Dirty Lacey

When you wear a lace thong panty for multiple days and then shove them into someone's mouth during sex.

Jeff loves it when his wife gives him a Dirty Lacey.

Dirty Lacey by LadyOfEtown May 21, 2019

Dirty Lacey

The act of defecating into a condom. Freezing said condom. Then removing fecal matter from condom and inserting into vagina for sexual pleasure/arousal.

Ed pulled the frozen poo out of the freezer in hopes that Peg would be aroused and ready for her Dirty Lacey.

Dirty Lacey by Edna Smith November 29, 2011