When you're having sex with an underage girl and you call the police on yourself so that when the police get there and kick down the door you turn around and nut all over the policemen
When you are having sex with an underage girl and you call the police on yourself so that when the kick the door down you can turn around and nut all over them.
Bro 1 - "Yo I heard Jack got arrested for pulling a Dirty Kaidan."
Bro 2 - "I wish I had the balls to do that."
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.