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A dirty jp is a small fuck that smokes too much weed and plays video games
Yo bro i met this dirty JP cunt did fuck all but master bate and play video games
dirty jp by Nomme bou April 16, 2020
The dirty JP is one of the finest rituals to ever exist. It consists of 2 guys naked but with a tie and mcdonalds socks charging up their "JuJu" crystals. Once the crytals are charged 2 more men apear and one women. I think you know what is about to go down. Anyway, all the men jack off at the same time, drowing the women in cum. Afterwards the men do chest compression to sae the women while each guy is getting fucked from behind by another guy. Basically it is a fisting train while giving chest compression. Once them women is alive they each shove they're crytals up they're ass to gain confidence during sex with their wife. Nobody speaks of the ritual again until it happens exactly 69 months later.
That dirty JP gave me a new perspective of life. I can see sounds now.
Dirty JP by asdfasdfadfaf November 23, 2021
Make the dirty sex tape ever made with a England boy and a Colombia girl

Best thing to watch

Others nationality are cool but this one is the best mix ever.
Just think about it !!!
We bang like in a dirty jp. Was amazing
Dirty JP by Irish 222222 September 6, 2021

dirty j.p. 

This occurs when you fuck a whore, while drinking a blue light.
Hey look at Newman. He is giving his bitch the dirty j.p.
dirty j.p. by Brew Crew 4 Life August 4, 2006
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