1 definition by asdfasdfadfaf
The dirty JP is one of the finest rituals to ever exist. It consists of 2 guys naked but with a tie and mcdonalds socks charging up their "JuJu" crystals. Once the crytals are charged 2 more men apear and one women. I think you know what is about to go down. Anyway, all the men jack off at the same time, drowing the women in cum. Afterwards the men do chest compression to sae the women while each guy is getting fucked from behind by another guy. Basically it is a fisting train while giving chest compression. Once them women is alive they each shove they're crytals up they're ass to gain confidence during sex with their wife. Nobody speaks of the ritual again until it happens exactly 69 months later.
by asdfasdfadfaf November 23, 2021