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dirty job 

When you have 69 with a girl and while shes sucking your dick she takes a shit on your face and then she smushes it all over your face. often a funny thing to do is send in the video tape to "Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe" and laugh your ass ohh.
hey babe, give me a dirty job.
dirty job by dancingdildinos June 9, 2007
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dirty job 

After having anal sex with a female. the female then gives the male a blowjob with his penis which still has the remanants of fecal matter.
After having anal sex i made amanda give me a dirty job
dirty job by peter smelley December 9, 2008

Dirty Job 

When someone has been doing work that gets their hands all dirty, like gardening,and then proceeds to give a handjob.
Mike Rowe gives the best dirty jobs after filming "Dirty Jobs".
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Dirty Job by Hand Jacks November 4, 2015

the dirty mop job 

When a guy is banging a bitch, he first shits on the floor. Then cums in her hair. Then flips her upside down and wipes the shit off the floor with her hair. After this is done, she rings the shit and cum out her hair onto the guys dick and gives him a blowjob
Im going to give your mom the dirty mop job of her life after I eat 6 bowls of chili.

dirty tit job 

When you are havent shaved in about 4 months and you tity fucked a girl and gave ger tits rug burn then bust in her eye!
I was going to a party with Julia but instead i gave Stephanie a dirty tit job then took her to the hospital and she was later pronounced blind.
dirty tit job by redneck sam March 12, 2010

Dirty Water Job 

When two guys suck each other's dick to make the other friend feel good. This is completely straight and meaningless, it's just for the feeing.
Hey man, I had a long day, can you give me a dirty water job? Sure!
Dirty Water Job by Puss5829 July 27, 2016

Dirty Jobs 

A show on the Discovery Channel hosted by Mike Rowe. He visits various job sites and has first hand experience with some of the most interesting but often grossest jobs ever. He has gone out as an oyster farmer, exploring a cave filled with bat guano (shit), and working at a brewery to make beer.
Dirty Jobs makes me feel better about being away from the muck that some people deal with at their work.
Dirty Jobs by funluvinguy April 9, 2006
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
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