2 definitions by dancingdildinos

dirty job

When you have 69 with a girl and while shes sucking your dick she takes a shit on your face and then she smushes it all over your face. often a funny thing to do is send in the video tape to "Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe" and laugh your ass ohh.

hey babe, give me a dirty job.

by dancingdildinos May 22, 2007

blue skadoo

When you bust a nut in a girls panties before she puts them on, and you get the fuck out of there because theres a good chance shes a prego now.

I have over twenty-five kids around the country from blue skadooing.

by dancingdildinos November 10, 2008