dirty hutch

When you are fucking a girl in the ass that has recently wronged you. You spit on her back to make it seems like you came, when she turns her head to look at you, you pull out and cum in her eyes, once she is blinded you wipe the poo from your dick on her face and in her mouth. Then before she cam fight back you donkey punch her in the head and drag her into the street. Once youve done that you steal her clothes and rub gravel in her cunt and run away.

I dirty hutched that cheating bitch bad

by Hutch911 July 25, 2006

Dirty Hitchhiker

Masturbating with one hand and have the thumb of your other hand up your ass

I tried to give my self a dirty hitchhiker last night and sprained my left thumb

by Dr. Yapoo June 19, 2005

dirty hitchiker

when a guy sticks his thumb up a girls ass and gets shit all over it

i dirty hitchiker this girl yesterday and my thumb still smells!

by April482589654 January 1, 2009

Dirty Hitchhiker

A man gets his ass rimmed while the person performing the rimming (see Tossed Salad) uses one hand to tug the balls while massaging the taint with thumb (Extra long thumbs may even massage the prostate). This can be combined with the RUSTY TROMBONE if the person doing the rimming has excellent finger dexterity (Much like patting your head and rubbing your belly, the circular thumb motion and jerk off hand motion can be challenging, especially with a tongue in the ass). Beware long fingernails.

Dude, your mom is so talented. Lucky I washed my ass and shaved my balls because she used her left and right hand while rimming my hole. I never had a Dirty Hitchhiker & Rusty Trombone at once! No wonder your dad is always smiling!

by 9 Inch Justice November 6, 2010

Dirty Hatch

When you fuck a girl in the ass and finish in her mouth

When you (Dirty Hatch) fuck a girl in the ass and finish in her mouth

by Itsdh February 1, 2019