dirty hoover

A glorious sex move in which you are pounding a girl from behind while she is on all fours, and then you take your non-ass-slapping arm to clip out her arms from underneath her, and push her around the room on her fucking chin, like a dirty, dirty vacuum cleaner.

So I was fucking this girl the other night, and my rug needed some cleaning, so I gave her the dirty hoover. Her chin was bruised for a week.

by t a g August 26, 2005

The Dirty Hoover

The act in which a person sucks an object into their anus without the assistance of their hands.

“I heard the girl at the bachelor party ended the night by doing The Dirty Hoover with an entire bucket of golf balls.”

by TK404 October 13, 2021

Dirty Hooper's Seed

The act of taking Paul's sunflower seeds raw dog in the orifice of the mouth

I liked Dirty Hooper's Seed. It was ranch flavored.

by Aclyptico January 22, 2019

Dirty Hooker

a hooker who has stds

In the ghetto you never no whos a dirty hooker and who isnt

by !!@##$$%%^&* January 4, 2006

Dirty Hooker

A girl that tries to ruin someone elses relationship for their own sick enjoyment.

Chelsea is a Dirty Hooker.

by HookerHater May 24, 2010

Dirty Hooker

Origin in the Pittsburgh Area.
Definition: one who is not only a hooker, but is dirty.

Can be abbrieviated to Dirty Hook.

Gary is a Dirty Hooker.
Timmah is also a Dirty Hooker

by J December 16, 2004

Dirty Hooker

The ONE and ONLY PARTY GIRL on the Royal Caribbean Cruise Ship Monarch of the Sea. This rockstar will love all and drink from a food saver bag. Beware of shots being poured into your mouth...you will get drunk.

Dirty Hooker will get you rocked.

Everybody wants to party with a Dirty Hooker.

by Melgal1978 February 19, 2009