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Dirty Hayley

When a woman does reverse cowgirl, stands up and does a split on the penis into the anus, and rotates.
She did a dirty Hayley on me last night.

Dirty hayley

the act of smoking and drinking vodka early in the morning, while being a snake bitch
That girl over there pulled a dirty hayley yesterday

Dirty Hayley

The act of trying to be the dominant one and your boyfriend shuts it down
Hey baby can I do a dirty Hayley tonight?
No I'm the dominant one and you are gonna beg for what you want from me now as punishment
Dirty Hayley by Naylz05 May 10, 2021

dirty hailee 

This is the result of guzzling cum and orange juice together. Yes, this is vomit.
“Dude are you okay in there?”
“No, I had a dirty hailee. It was awful.”
dirty hailee by Kevin coxlong April 15, 2020

Dirty Harlee 

When you aren't sure of her sexual history so you pick up the nearest guitar and send the head of it deep into her ass and count how many frets you can disappear into that sweet abyss.
Heard that Mooli had a few baby daddys so it didn't want to risk it. Hit her with a Dirty Harlee instead
Dirty Harlee by Mavvy15 January 21, 2022

Dirty Haylie 

A dirty haylie is when one covers themself in mud/maneuver (preferably sewage) to fit in with pigs while getting wet willied by multiple different bananas with Cable TV.
Oh my god, did you see the video of Aaron doing the dirty haylie?!?
Dirty Haylie by Anonymous6971 June 28, 2021
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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