dirty hank

When you wipe your ass with a bare hand and then shake hands with someone

That douche bag at work is getting a dirty hank tomorrow

by Tikity December 1, 2017

Dirty Hanky

The act of expectorating a large mucosal mass onto the face of your partner, then proceeding to use your ass cheeks to ensure even distribution, while pleasuring your bung hole with your partners nose.

That girl I met at the hospital is a freak! I bet she loves a dirty hanky.

by Feltchtillyoubelch August 5, 2021

Dirty Hanky

When a person blow thier nose in another person's butt and then uses said snot as lube for anal sex.

We didn't have any lube for anal sex so I gave them a Dirty Hanky and it was as slick as snot and never felt better.

by Devilmaycare69 August 6, 2023

dorty hankey

Is when you take a shite in undergarments then rip them off and go raaa and wipe your kegs in the boilers face hence the hankey

Bolam came home one night and thought fuck it I will give her a dorty hankey

by Dirty ropper May 6, 2016

dirtyhannah

a person who enjoys eating cheezits so much that they are sexually attracted to them and will occasionally master bate with them while looking at the picture of a cheezit on the box

last night i pulled a mad dirtyhannah dude and now i’m all salty down there

by karen’s van April 15, 2020