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DIRTY HAM

When having sex with your partner doggy style, you take your dirty underwear and stick it in their mouth, pulling back like a bridal. When you nut, they vomit, and as your laughing walking out you tell them," Brush your teeth you nasty fucking pig!!!"
If that bitch dont answer the phone, shes getting a dirty ham tonight fa sho!
by Dezz Nutts July 6, 2016
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Dirty Ham Slapper

The act of slapping Woman's genital region or vagina. Can also be a form of masturbation. Normally is used in reference to a whore or slut who is pleasured a lot by this form of masturbation.
by Anonymous Gunman January 2, 2010
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dirty ham sandwich

Name for a dirty STD cheating slut
My ex sure had me fooled, I thought she had a shiny pink taco but she ain't nothin but a dirty ham sandwich. I gotta go to the clinic...
by mikethejerk March 29, 2017
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dirty hambaga

when you see something random/ weird/ messed up u call them or it a dirty hambaga
by himenameisoej April 8, 2011
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dirty hamster

1. a female who has no regard for cleanliness, especially concerning her menstrual cycle.

2. one who leaves her tampons for all to see.

3. an unsanitary girl or woman,
Oh you dirty hamster.
Oh you dirty little hamster.
by daddybearluvsyou October 4, 2010
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Dirty Hamper

An alcoholic beverage comprised of one part PBR and one part Old Style. Originated at Western Illinois University in Macomb, the dirty hamper achieved official status when it was added to the beer menu at the local Buffalo Wild Wings.
"I'd like a beer that's award-winning AND tastes like grandpa. Bartender, make me a Dirty Hamper!"

"All we got left in the fridge is a couple of stray tall boys. lets make some dirty hampers!"
by The Laundraman February 18, 2010
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Dirty Hampton

When you have the best dick and are so insanely sexy girls just throw them selves at you begging for that cock. Creating a nymphomaniac
Damn look at him, he's a dirty Hampton
by Evalan Harrell April 5, 2020
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