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Dirty Guillaume 

When you slurpin down some midget juices and all of a sudden an army of naked Albanian Jews gang rape your sweet tender asshole.
We stormed the Capitol and gave em a Dirty Guillaume
Dirty Guillaume by SpicySexDwarf1992 November 11, 2022

The Dirty Guinness 

To do 'The Dirty Guinness' one must down one's pint of Guinness then continue to thrust said empty pint glass into ones face, shattering it in the process.
Paddy O'Halloran: I can't make it into work today boss.

Boss: Why might that be Paddy?

Paddy O'Halloran: I only went and did The Dirty Guinness a few times last night, it was Finlay's stag do!

Boss: Good lad Paddy, I'll be seeing you tomorrow then.

dirty guillermo

When someone thinks your a simp so you fuck a boy.
i’m not a simp i’ll just dirty guillermo you...
dirty guillermo by thatszach April 27, 2020

dirty guido 

when you do ur girl from the back while eating her out.
My girl loved the dirty guido i gave her.
dirty guido by FONZZ April 21, 2006

Dirty Guiseppe 

A dirty Guiseppe is when you curl your hair and open them up to the sides. Than you put on some white makeup and a red nose so you look like a clown.
Than you have sex with a girl and cum all over here face and spread it all over so she gets that white makeup to.
I gave Andrea a dirty Guiseppe last night.

dirty guitar 

When a chick you picked up off some random place sucks your dick until you get a huge boner, then you stick it in her asshole to get it all dirty and shit, then she plays it as hard as she fucking can. my sluts can almost play Iron Man. They can't seem to get it right though.
Sup man. Got a dirty guitar last night, they're selling them at Guitar Center. Some slut gave me one for only $50. she played it real well too, and she taught me how to play Master of Puppets. I hear Lurhana does it with other guys.
dirty guitar by Cuntslut McTitsex October 10, 2007