Definitions by FONZZ

dirty guido 

when you do ur girl from the back while eating her out.

My girl loved the dirty guido i gave her.

dirty guido by FONZZ April 21, 2006

mexican shower 

To wear way too much axe, cologne, deodorant, or all of the above because you are too busy/lazy to take a real shower.

Javier awoke from his nap realizing he had to leave in 2 minutes but smelled like shit, so he took a mexican shower.

mexican shower by FONZZ April 15, 2006