dirty guido

when you do ur girl from the back while eating her out.

My girl loved the dirty guido i gave her.

by FONZZ April 01, 2006

mexican shower

To wear way too much axe, cologne, deodorant, or all of the above because you are too busy/lazy to take a real shower.

Javier awoke from his nap realizing he had to leave in 2 minutes but smelled like shit, so he took a mexican shower.

by FONZZ March 09, 2006